Zis German Life

coolio graffitio

every once in a while in this be-too-kool-for-your-hosen-be-subsidized-be-Berlin town, you can actually come upon street art that doesn't look like it was painted (figuratively speaking) brush-in-ass

be social, be climbing...

a special thanks to the sticker artists of the Hauptstadt for saying it as it is...

Jein

(Cologne Bonn Airport - skimping on translation fees since 1939)

Bike X

Dudes and Dudettes, 

this is a ride. Check out the double horn/bell action, comfort grips, in-crotch gear shifter, safety banana backstop, in-wheel grease-grabbers. Damn. Damn. Damn.

I could only dream of approaching such külheit.

Name: El Dorko más grande

Place: Lychener Str. & Lettestrasse

Palimsexual

Visiting the Doctor Abroad

Not sure if I described my symptoms quite right...

German Shape Quiz

Which one of these shapes is NOT a northern German island?

No Time For Leipzig

My Sentiment's Exact

 

Hard, man, hard.

B-more ain't got no'tang on the P-berg

...specially those punk-ass-bitch toys. Mos def.

(from a playground in the more intercultural than inter-logical Helmholtzplatz)